have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
(Source: trust)
humor lol funny wtfml UGH
have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
(Source: trust)
i don’t know how to not curse
i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE
it’s a problem
(Source: believed)
A year apart… fairly the same…

I think this means that I basically believe in nothing. Take the test yourself.
EVERYTHING CONTRADICTS ITSELF HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE THINGS UGH politics I just want to do some tax returns is that so much to ask
The phantom menace
Starring: Lamborghini Murcielago LP640/4 Roadster
(by Bruno rs)
I do believe I just had an orgasm.
is when they erase your witty caption and replaces it with a dumb one. You don’t put “Tom Hanks” on the dinner invitations and meet Hubert Grimset instead.
Ghaaaaad.
Worse is when they erase your link and keep your witty comment.

Young Boy Strip Searched By TSA
(via MrSaturdayNight7)
This is absolutely disgusting and 100% real. I cannot believe that they would strip search a little kid.
WTF?!?! This is a kid. He looks barely older than 5. That is wrong, on so many fucking levels.
you do realize that “bad” people have children, and will use them to their advantage, right?
Even if it was his parent who filmed this, kids should not be stripped searched. Who cares who filmed this, it needed to be documented that the TSA crossed the line.
This is appalling.
I am not flying again until this procedure is stopped, and I would like to ask all of you to do the same.
Sadly I have to fly with my boyfriend in December up to see my parents.. I am not excited to chose between molestation and those machines that can check out your body..
My life.
This sucks even more having to buy your own food, knowing there will never be anything extra.
(Source: itsmichellelol)