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omfg I love this show parks and recreation(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker)
omfg this is the best thing ever someone tell me what this is from I NEED TO KNOWWeird Tube of the Day: Not Work Appropriate Japanese Ice Cream Tube
Two college students studying abroad in Japan try out an oddly packaged milk-flavored popsicle that was just not meant to be eaten in public.
but
maybe ninfia isn’t an eeveelution
maybe this is just just
telling you where to insert the eevee
fucking powerful. and unfortunately true
Tall people are assholes.
Tall people are assholes.
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If I had a penis I’d name it The Plot and every time I got a boner I’d turn to the person closest to me and just whisper the plot thickens
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
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