Listening to the radio at 6 am is like listening in on a conversation between friends with inside jokes that you just don’t get


i went to whataburger cause i couldnt sleep and all anyone is talking about is hey remember this good old time hahahaha no no i dont remember that good old time
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spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
hebrew: hey so we know you need the vowels to figure out which word this is but we're just gonna leave them out anyway idk we just like to fuck with you
korean: different ways to say it because of honorifics, depends on your age, position, if their single or not, if he is old and was in the military
filipino: just curse a lot

humor lol funny wtfml hahahaha languages
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gayalpha:

sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them

but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog

i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests

welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you


HAHAHAHA DEAR SHAME BLOGS I HOPE YOU REALIZE WHO YOU ARE IF YOU DO JUST KNOW I LOVE YOU AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE
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(Source: drspeen)

HAHAHAHA humor lol funny toaster dragonball z
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HAHAHAHA that gif humor lol funny
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(Source: notaleader)


hahahaha humor lol funny
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hahahaha humor lol funny sex fantsy education well no wonder they dont make sense
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toocooltobehipster:

conversationparade:

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as

omfg


hahahaha humor lol funny fanfiction ohh lord almighty
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(Source: textfromdog)


HAHAHAHA this is how i feel about people on the internet AT LEAST I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU STFU humor lol funny
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lulz-time:

 

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(Source: allaboutjapanese)


what the shit hahahaha humor lol funny
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