please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and
look at your forearm
just take a good long look at that thing
the average length of a (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long
9.75 INCHES
so please, the next time you describe a human penis in your fanfiction as being “only 12 inches long”
just look at your goddamn hand and remember that that “only 12 inches” is 2.75 INCHES LONGER THAN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FOREARM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
(Source: conversationparade)
I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHING AND OUT OF HORRIBLE FEAR THAT IS SO SCARY OH MY GOD
