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violentblowjobs: i was more surprised by his voice than the pencils.

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Feb 27th

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Teacher: Why are you late? 
Student: I'm late? 
Teacher: You just missed an entire period.. 
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?

Feb 27th

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Feb 20th

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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...

gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee

girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week. On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend Update more often. On...

Feb 19th

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vulcanhearing: fuckyeahdementia: well, that’s embarassing Forever reblog! LOL WHAT

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daymonsterr: Reblogging this because I...

Feb 19th

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Anonymous asked: My favorite followers are in: ______ ::D:D:D:D nice one

Feb 19th

firstaidskills asked: Oh cool thanks for following me you are one of my favorite tumblrs and I think you're cute. Hi I'm Santeri. (in Finland that is a normal name)

Feb 19th

trydianth asked: Is it okay if I go archive dive your tumblr and reblog all your stuff? I actually agreed and lolled over many of your posts. And is it wrong to add tags post-posting?

Feb 19th

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GPOY

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