May 2013
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readysetallonsy:
orima-kazooie:
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
GODDAMMIT TUMBLR
Oh my
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gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
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shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
Anonymous asked: So we are all wondering. How is the sex?
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I suck at texting unless
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
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pastelmorgue:
eradicategirlhate:
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
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tupacabra:
if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or so
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aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my...
thegroovygatsby:
no, no, not star trek, TSAR trek! it is russian inwention! vas inwented by little old lady from leningrad!
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sircullteen:
warptothegraveyard:
macarena-of-time:
you know you’re friends with someone when you
The wisdom to leave your comment. The power to save it for yourself. And the courage to post it to your own blog.
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monetizeyourcat:
arstotzka:
I think the nerd obsession with 3D printers is because they vaguely resemble matter replicators from some nerd thing or other
star trek is real, and strong, and it’s my friend
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demigodofhoolemere:
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
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Watchiwillmindfuckyou:
troyyy:
this is my favorite video of all time
I HAVE WATCHED THIS LITERALLY 20 TIMES IN A ROW AND I GETS FUNNIER EVERY FUCKING TIME I CAN’T BREATHE AND IM CRYING GOD DAMMIT
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10000bc:
since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
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ticktocksheep:
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
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flaming-scrotum:
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
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carnivalowl:
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
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