February 2012
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Feb 27th
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 20th
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week.  On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend Update more often. On...
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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vulcanhearing: fuckyeahdementia: well, that’s embarassing Forever reblog! LOL WHAT
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Listendaymonsterr: Reblogging this because I...
Feb 19th
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Anonymous asked: My favorite followers are in: ______ ::D:D:D:D nice one
Feb 19th
firstaidskills asked: Oh cool thanks for following me you are one of my favorite tumblrs and I think you're cute. Hi I'm Santeri. (in Finland that is a normal name)
Feb 19th
trydianth asked: Is it okay if I go archive dive your tumblr and reblog all your stuff? I actually agreed and lolled over many of your posts. And is it wrong to add tags post-posting?
Feb 19th
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GPOY
Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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I don’t care what anyone says. If I could steal this kid, I would make him sing to me 24/7
Feb 16th
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unsexual: good lord …what
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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hirose-kun asked: omg your message, i don't deserve those words asdfsd ;__; ♥
Feb 12th
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Listenflanoirbunny: Twilight Princess Link’s attack...
Feb 12th
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Trying to figure out a good domain name..
Some asshole took wtfml.com and I can’t think of anything that doesn’t look retarded: whatthefmylife.com wtfmlblog.com I am so uncreative. SUGGESTIONS? I will forever be indebted..
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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