May 2013
May 23rd
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readysetallonsy: orima-kazooie: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something GODDAMMIT TUMBLR Oh my
May 23rd
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gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: So we are all wondering. How is the sex?
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something
May 21st
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May 20th
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pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period? THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
May 20th
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May 20th
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tupacabra: if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or so
May 20th
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May 20th
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aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass: it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th  a nigga was stressed and depressed  walking home like  “how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself” on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom luckily they had this program  “read away your fees” or some shit like that  every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off  my niggas.  my...
May 19th
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thegroovygatsby: no, no, not star trek, TSAR trek! it is russian inwention! vas inwented by little old lady from leningrad!
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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sircullteen: warptothegraveyard: macarena-of-time: you know you’re friends with someone when you The wisdom to leave your comment. The power to save it for yourself. And the courage to post it to your own blog.
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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monetizeyourcat: arstotzka: I think the nerd obsession with 3D printers is because they vaguely resemble matter replicators from some nerd thing or other star trek is real, and strong, and it’s my friend
May 18th
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May 17th
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demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal do you guys see what i’m getting at
May 17th
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iwillmindfuckyou: troyyy: this is my favorite video of all time I HAVE WATCHED THIS LITERALLY 20 TIMES IN A ROW AND I GETS FUNNIER EVERY FUCKING TIME I CAN’T BREATHE AND IM CRYING GOD DAMMIT
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
May 15th
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May 15th
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flaming-scrotum: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings fashion
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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carnivalowl: Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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