(Source: macarena-of-time)
omfg
fucking assholes I swear to godAngelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
(Source: ahtnamasyay)
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
(Source: princesslilitu)
if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or so
Star Trek 3: Probably